Coffee kaput an html frustration

I'm just writing this to try to clear my head. Its Saturday evening, Mercedes is on her way here, I've just finished cleaning a totally disorganised flat and now I've got to stick some dinner in the oven, am slightly domesticated, apart from my regular need to drag strangers into the back yard on dark nights and bare knuckle fight them to the death.

But I am frustrated with my lack of technological magic, the amount of links, clips, quotes etc I have come across in the last few days regarding the Obaminator (I'm sure its been used somewhere, but I quite like it) and his now fast increasing cabinet of shifty previously arrested on fraud charges cronies. I just wish I had the know how to use html and link the ones that say 'read it here' and of course the 'here' is a link. I gotta get into a help page for morons but I have just not had the time yet.

Also, in my past I consumed vast amounts of drugs n booze, ten years ago that all came to an almighty end, I was defeated, I hit the end of the road, now I'm a good citizen, in that respect, but I'd like to fuck the whole governmental order up as much as I can, not for no reason, just when it turns out they are taking the piss. My point being I actually don't think I can handle caffeine anymore, I sweat and shake for hours after a cup of coffee, its ridiculous! I was never a big coffee drinker, in fact am more of a green tea or herbal tea drinker, but now my odd cup of coffee each week is coming to an end, time to move on.

My God, what is my life coming to??